A New Broom...

I am going to buy a new broom today. What's wrong with my old broom? Well, it served its purpose just fine last night trapping the mouse that has evaded us for weeks. It served its purpose making sure that the mouse never enters our house again! It served its purpose cleaning up all the mouse droppings in our pantry. And it served its purpose cleaning the crumbs littered throughout the pantry of nibblings stolen in the night. Yes, I think it is time to retire the broom...and hopefully our new broom will only accomplish such feats as...sweeping?