Calling all inventors...

I was getting ready to give Jackson a bath and I laid him down on the rug next to the tub to get the water ready. As is our routine, I took off his shirt and began to tickle his chubby belly...but immediately stopped when my fingers came in contact with a sticky, thick green substance. Yes...we all now what it is...and all of us moms have been there a time or two (or four or five). It was all over my hands, his backside, his neck, the rug, my sweater, and of course his clothes.

So...here is my plea can someone please create/invent/design a diaper that actually does what it is supposed to do!! Is it that hard to make? Come on, there are a lot of brilliant people out there...surely someone can do it! Please...